a hunter and a bear?
one day a hunter goes hunting.He sees a bear and immediately takes aim at it.He's about to fire when the bear says:"Don't shoot,what do you want from me?"
The hunter says:"I want your skin to make a fur coat. "
"We can negotiate with each other",says the bear."Isn't negotiation better than killing?"
The hunter thinks that it makes sense.So he puts aside his rifle and sits down with the bear.
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A few minutes later,clapping on his tumid stomach the bear says:"See,you are in a coat now."
Sorry I'm not good at telling jokes nor speaking English...
I guess "the bear"should have said:"You are in the coat now."
well pal that was quite funny...
i am giving you a star as an encouragement
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